The good, the bad & the ugly...

Ok, I'm going to skip the good. Some are very sweet, but let's be honest. You're not here wanting to read those. ;) But here are some gems that I have gotten. I have a very special one that is worthy of its own entry, which will come later.

Hello I am a interest in a loving person

Call me and we should meet up *******

K

Thanks buddy! Let me get right on calling a complete stranger, that I know nothing about! At least spend sometime pleading your case so that I will consider picking up the phone. NEXT!

Sorry to say I am not what you are looking for (married & older), but I thought I would let you know that I loved your list. I think it is absolutely poetic, creative and wonderfully descriptive.

You should request a similar list from anyone who is interested. It would be no small challenge. I wish you well with your quest.

R.

Thanks, Dad. I appreciate that you feel the need to tell me what my requirements should be.


I can do you today if you are white

Damn! I could have done you today, if you weren't such an asshole. NEXT!

Hi, I have a friend who would love to meet you, if interested drop me a note to **************

and I will forward his profile to you, thanks

Brent

Hey, Brent! If your "friend" wants to meet me, why don't you have your "friend" get in touch with me. But if by "friend" you mean the other person that shares your brain, well, I think I'd rather not. I prefer people that can speak & type for themselves.

hi, hw r u doin...saw ur post and thght I can be a good friend of u....am male 26 and here in calgary on business trip for 6 months...if interested , do reply...v can then exchange mails to knw each other better before meeting :)
luv

Thanks buddy! Glad to know you took the time to read my ad. *rolleyes* NEXT!

YOU SOUND VERY NEAT
I WOULD BE VERY INTERESTED IN HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
YOU ARE A CREATIVE ONE IT WOULD SEEM.

YOU CAN WRITE ME AT THIS EMAIL

MJ

WOW! I CAN'T QUITE HEAR YOU. Maybe if you didn't "yell" and actually captured my interest, or at least put in some effort, I might have emailed you back. Also, I really don't care for the word "neat" all that much. Yes, I'm being a snot, but that's my prerogative.

i like ur style i love to meet u to see u inperson

Well, if you had read, you'd know I don't really like your style. And how about you *gasp* attempt a conversation, before plotting our first meeting.

Seriously people, is it honestly that difficult to get?! I didn't think so, but for some people it sure seems to be the case.