Who am I?

Very good question! I'm probably better off leaving this up to my snarktastic friends, who will keep me real. Otherwise, I'm going to oversell or undersell myself & that just won't do.

• I'm a child of the 70's. I'm also under 35. ;)
• Very tall. I cannot stress VERY nearly enough. (Sorry ladies. I don't consider 5'7" tall, at all. *lol*)
  
• Two eyes, two ears, a nose, lips, two legs. All that good stuff!
• I'd say I have a dry sense of humor. I can laugh at just about anything.
• I make as many typos when sober, as I do when tipsy.
• Busy. Yes, I'm busy. But not bad "can't fit someone in my schedule" kind of busy.
• I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue. Don't ask me to do this, unless I'm drunk.
• I blush easily. Ah, the joys of being fair!
• A fiery redhead by winter, much more blond in summer. At times my persona changes a bit to reflect that fun fact. And yes, it's natural.
• I'm an athletic girl. I exercise daily. However, I'm curvy. If you're looking for a malnourished waif - move on!

Hopefully this is where my friends will enter & leave their impressions of me. Don't make me tell you to be nice! Bwahahahaha!