Seriously? (1.30.08)

OMG! Do I have something stuck to me? Anything that would be encouraging the freak fest that I have seemed to have stumbled upon?

Being the sweetheart that I truly am, I'm being kind enough to remove his name, his child's name & his messenger information (although, I was truly tempted to leave it in, for your personal amusement.)

How are you doing, i m f**** a*****....i m 55 years old ...i live in pharr, texas, i m divorced with a son named *** 10 years old.....i m a civil engineer in which i own my construction company, i saw your profile and seeing that you have a nice picture........i will like to meet u and have a nice chat with you.....i m .. in yahoo messanger and.....i will be glad if you can add me to your buddy list so we can have a nice time together..i m also new to myspace..here is ***************** i will be glad if you can also reply me with your own email i m gonna add you to my buddylist........hope to hear from you fast... Regards
f a*****

Anyone care to play spot the problems?

1. He's 55. I'm more than 20 years younger.
   
2. I love ellipses, but this is just a little too much. Perhaps the inconsistent number of them. I can over look the 3 rule, if you're at least consistent.
3. Grammar, spelling, punctuation. *sigh* Seriously though, I can overlook a lot of that, *if* I like you.
4. u? "You" is used regularly, so why the errant "u"? I cannot stand net speak. I'll suck it up from my younger cousins, who don't know better, but from someone 20+ years my senior, no way!
5. The only photo is so pixelated, that I have no clue what he looks like. I'd rather no photo than that.

Let's not even get into the fact that he's listed as a 34% match for me & 27% enemy. Those numbers are a little too close together for us to have much common ground.

Your turn! Pick away...